Friday, April 30, 2004

haiz.. 2dae sports dae.. supposed ta b fun.. was quite fun lar.. but den.. in e mornin i tot yurica haven cum so i wait fer her.. den in e end i late.. nvm.. but i scared e tcher scold.. den aft tt so fun lor.. but a lot of ppl so un-enthu.. make mi so irritated.. argh.. a-bIsH**!!~! i c e fiona ah.. hiyo// at first she so not enthu wan.. aft tt she so excited until like she practicalli stripping mi like tt.. jump like mad is ok.. but she jump n pull mi n mi shirt.. wah.. so pain leh.. i like goin 2 fall cuz she push mi den pull mi agn.. den got a lot of cheering.. den e cheerleaders dance so nice.. aft tt stupid audrey n xiuqi go n splat paint on mi.. actualli was goin 2 paint e face den bof of em started fighting den in e end dey decided to do on mi.. juz splat e whole brush on mi.. hate em.. deir evil n mean n wad hav u.. dey suck.. esp xiu qi.. duno y so evil 2 mi 2dae.. go n squash mi shaker.. teresa oso.. stupid assholes.. kick ur butt den u noe ah.. argh.. juz now i eat finish wipe mi mouth e tissue green green wan.. even tho i washed off e paint.. i tell u ah.. if i ever get cancer i goin 2 blame aud n xiuqi.. mi hair oso got paint.. den mi house tee so damn dirty lor.. like sum gooey stuff fell on mi or wad.. deir goin 2 get it frm mi sum dae.. hmmph.. went PS wif rica n rt.. eat oni.. den aud sms mi.. but i nv repli.. wiNkzzZ hee.. den rica cum mi house.. study.. hai.. dun feel like writing lerr.. buaiz.. luv ya squattie.. mUaCkzZ..

Saturday, April 24, 2004

heyy.. long time nv blog liaoz.. haiz.. sooo soooo soooooo soooooo sad now.. mi parents are quarrellin.. argh.. duz quarrellin help? no! u get any benefits? no! y cant dey b more sensible.. hai.. learn frm me.. kip quiet n play nice songs on e piano.. slp n bathe.. eat chocolates sweets ice cream n lollipop n all will b alrite.. hope dey will stop soon.. hav been quarrelin since i duno when.. o my..

Monday, April 12, 2004

yoyoyo!! yurica nv cum 2dae! she ah.. owas nv cum at e wrong time arx// she supposed 2 take e prize for javelin lehx.. hiyo.. so guang rong noe.. ur name announce for evry1 2 hear.. aniwae.. 2dae ish yuan xin's b'dae! HAPPI BDAE!! hahax.. mm.. yesterdae went gym wib mi aunt.. den 'walk up stairs' for 6 plus minutes until wanna die liao.. hee.. den went to do sit ups.. wah.. i do finis liao mi stomach feel so flat n muscular leh.. but 2dae so pain.. espeselli when i run or sneeze.. n i got a big ulcer.. so dun rili hav much appetite 2 eat.. need 2 eat liquidified stuff liaoz.. soo ke lian arx.. yesterdae went 2 watch mammee[guang wei] and sherman plae football match.. wah.. so sian leh.. no sound wan.. den dun even noe if dey start liao.. i was like.. tearing leaves.. stoning... stoning.. high tide! but still can hold.. den nth 2 do leh.. no sound wan.. oni sound of guitar.. so i decided to go home.. den kaiyun wok mi 2 e mrt stn.. she so kewt wan.. scared dey open her bag cos inside got ********.. so farnie.. den go home.. wah.. e nkf show so kong bu leh.. dun dare watch.. k lar.. nth 2 sae liao.. adieu..
yoyoyo!! yurica nv cum 2dae! she ah.. owas nv cum at e wrong time arx// she supposed 2 take e prize for javelin lehx.. hiyo.. so guang rong noe.. ur name announce for evry1 2 hear.. aniwae.. 2dae ish yuan xin's b'dae! HAPPI BDAE!! hahax.. mm.. yesterdae went gym wib mi aunt.. den 'walk up stairs' for 6 plus minutes until wanna die liao.. hee.. den went to do sit ups.. wah.. i do finis liao mi stomach feel so flat n muscular leh.. but 2dae so pain.. espeselli when i run or sneeze.. n i got a big ulcer.. so dun rili hav much appetite 2 eat.. need 2 eat liquidified stuff liaoz.. soo ke lian arx.. yesterdae went 2 watch mammee[guang wei] and sherman plae football match.. wah.. so sian leh.. no sound wan.. den dun even noe if dey start liao.. i was like.. tearing leaves.. stoning... stoning.. high tide! but still can hold.. den nth 2 do leh.. no sound wan.. oni sound of guitar.. so i decided to go home.. den kaiyun wok mi 2 e mrt stn.. she so kewt wan.. scared dey open her bag cos inside got ********.. so farnie.. den go home.. wah.. e nkf show so kong bu leh.. dun dare watch.. k lar.. nth 2 sae liao.. adieu..

Saturday, April 10, 2004

yoz.. heehee.. doin mah tuition hw now.. yesterdae was borin.. so i shall tok bout yesterdae ysterdae.. hmm.. good friday eve.. meanin good thursdae// went to church at nite aft 3rd lang// den qinyi washed mi feet!! HEE.. den i washed bak lar.. so farnie wan.. den every1 went to wash hands except us.. our feet 2 clean liao.. hahax.. hai.. den at nite watched e meteor garden 2.. wah.. can get hooked wan leh.. but tt wan v long ago liao.. den watch until 12 plus.. den plae com n do hw.. in e end oso fell aslp lar.. den good fridae actuali got piano.. but WE forgot.. n woke up too late.. den i had mi tuition.. 2 hrs leh.. was fallin aslp.. so tired/.. den mi mum bring us go botanic.. argh.. nice food i guess.. but den i ip havin stomachaches..n i got ulcer.. so in e end i ate salad.. den wok ard to find mi mum's spice garden.. bleahx.. actualli its juz a small garden wif spices.. not v interestin tho.. so hot leh.. den i so sleepy summore.. aft tt went 2 eat.. den went cold storage in bukit timah.. tt place beli nice leh... all e angmohs dere.. i tink cuz beli high class ah.. v big oso.. den cum home. watch e mtv asia awards.. e encore telecast.. so nice!! e cupids so kewt.. got old old wan.. fat fat wan.. skinny skinny wan.. small small wan.. blak blak wan.. a lot lor.. dey so kewt leh!! den mi parents went out.. cuz sumone fell down den dey bring her 2 hospital.. we were makin choc cookies.. quite nice i guess.. but not professional wan.. hahx.. gtg!!

Thursday, April 08, 2004

hey squatz.. haven updated for sooo long... cuz mi com will hang.. but now i'm in school so its okie... cant blive it... i've onli been away for a few weeks or something and now its infested with all kinds of animals. yeah.. wad dog wad camel.. u people.. tell mi who you are lar! n MR CLEAN. or whoever.. in case you dunno.. i m speaking singlish.. im not speakin english.. so yah.. n e hueva hu saes he is handsome... pls lar.. u r oni pollutin mi blog.. hu wud b so stupid 2 post hp number here wan.. go away larz.. gtg.. buaiz..

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

hey darlin squattie~! hee.. long time nv update arh.. all bcos of mi com lar.. got prob.. hmmz.. yeah.. Choir ish performin in parkway parade dis saturdae at 4! cum n support us!! hee.. 2dae we had full dress rehearsal.. so unfair leh.. e lower sec ppl hadta wear choir gowns.. make us look so pregnant.. summore mi stomach so big... i rili rili rili needa go excercise liao.. aniwan wanna cum excercise wib mi can call or sms mi.. haha.. but i duno when lar... geraldine goh.. ya noe im tokin bout u hor.. cum on.. o ya... ur injured toe.. izit okae ah? can rite.. u can do physical trainin for napfa.. cum excercise wib mi will b much easier n more fun wan.. hee.. hmm.. bak 2 e rehearsal.. it was.. quite ok lar.. in e skule hall not exciting wan.. i cant wait 2 perform in e VCH.. tink is 21st july or wad lar.. u ppl out dere MUZ MUZ cum n support us kae.. hee.. e upper sec costumes all so glam wan.. hai.. cant wait man.. den e 'guys' wear tux.. so cute wan.. sum of em wear den look too big.. den in frnt got tt weird weird belt thingy.. den ms chye sae she dun wanna c any ponytails sticking out frm e hat.. wl.. christina so poor thing.. her hair so long n thick!! haha.. tink shes goin 2 thin it.. hmm.. e upper sec so lucki wan lor.. dey get e fans.. feathered fans.. n nice costumes.. ours all our own things leh.. our own choir gown.. our own fans.. actualli i was usin a hello kitty fan wan.. den jiejun sae cant.. haha.. borrowed hers lor.. but i still tink e hello kitty wan beli colorful.. tts wad ms chye wants wad.. heex.. nvm.. juz now when i sing ah.. so wad leh.. was tryin 2 kip mi tummy hidden.. but i breathe in den e stupid gown lar..so straight wan.. den i look at e gown can c mi stomach petruding out.. so paiseh.. den so long summore.. i kip steppin on mi gown.. omoz fall down.. hiyoyo.. nvm.. den mi legs were aching.. can u imagine wearin tt court choes or chord shoes.. aiyah.. e high heeled shoes lar.. wear for e whole choir practice leh! wl.. mi heel break liao.. hai.. feelin so bloated now.. i got rili bad news.. i grow 1kg!!! in a few daes!! shitt man.. i think i shit not enuff hor.. haihai.. nvm.. think i sign off here.. bye squatz!

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Yo sQuAttiE!! LonG tiMe No C!! hee.. CuZ mi XpLoReR sTiLL a BiT FaULtY... diN FeEL LiKe bLoGgiNg.. AniWaE.. i BeLi HaPpi!! haha.. CuZ mI PaSsEd Mi MaTh Test!! Lst tiMe Was 16/40 nOw iSh 16/20!! yayy.. woohhoo!! bUt ActUaLLi QuiTe SimPLe LaRH.. Cud Get FuLL MaRks wAn.. 1 careless mistake n 1 unfinished sum.. or else i wud create a miracle liao.. e careless mistake tt time mi tuition tcher still went thru wif mi a similar qn lor... cant blieve it.. nvm.. hey sqUatZ... riLi MisS ya a loT u NoE!!! haha.. if u ppl duno hu's squatz/squattie, its e name of mi blog! haha.. yeppyepp.. i noe.. u dun hafta tell mi.. im a good owner.. i gif mi blog a name.. rite? haha// okie.. dis is lame. neh mind.. hmm.. actualli e tez a lot of ppl got 18 or 19 like tt lo.. but den i get 16 beli happi liao.. got 3 failures n 2 full marks.. hai.. o ya.. mi nkf card.. aiyo.. e tcher sae we muz b more sincere or wad lar.. so needa find more ppl 2 donate.. mi card oni gort 2 ppl.. hee**[wiNkz*]] horrhorr.. bleahx^ hmm.. 2dae i sorta enjoyed mi IT lesson.. cuz we hadta use adobe fotoshop 2 make a pozcard.. den i like mi wan.. so nice!! u ask mi do anth wan which is xactli e same ah.. hai.. cannot lar.. tt wan rili so nice leh.. not 2 brag lar.. but i like it a lot.. sufferin frm sianimia.. its a new found 'disease'.. discovered by e hu ah.. JeAnNiE Loi!!! haha.. horhor.. lmao.. pui.! yalayala.. i so sian i tink i goin kuku liao.. tmr got swimmin.. so paiseh leh,, i whole dae sae wan 2 jian fei in e end nv jian fei.. tmr sure beli paiseh wan.. but i haf a feelin it wud b fun.. lets juz pray it duzn rain tmr.. hmph.. sumtime find mi sis beli irritatin.. so stubborn.. i mum giv birth 2 her in e wrong yr liaoz lar.. yr of e cow.. or ox lar.. so fierce summore.. bull.. brrrhhh... brrrrhhhhhhhh.. AAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHMMMM! o.O??** 4get it.. hmm.. jolene got admirer leh.. [wEet*WeEt^^]]!!~! hahax.. =X k lar... dun xie lou her secret.. ltr she cum n strangle mi.. but she duzn noe i got blog lah.. mi irritatin sis irritated mi agn.. but s a good christian... i shall bear wif it.. hehex.. aft e bible stardee i owas feel an urge 2 b more holy.. but den sumtimes like quite difficult leh.. hai.. God!! pls help! e tcher tt time sae hor.. e olden daes when e ppl write e bible dey haf 2 bathe n make sure dey r beli clean b4 writin e word 'GOD' leh.. wl// imagine how many times muz dey bathe.. hai.. i feel beli.. argh.. cuz i left mi file in e bus!!! i slept 2 much liao... 4got need 2 take file.. den left it in e bus.. beli worried ltr dey go throw away leh.. den mr toh sureli kill mi wan.. all e tez n wkshts all inside.... keke.. now oni 10.30 i so sleepi liao.. now i still dun like piano.. but its gettin better lar.. cuz not learnin theory liao.. at leat for now lar.. but i think e practical rili needa rush until siao leh.. dis august oni.. den i 1 song oso habern master yet.. oni started on 1.. gtg.. tata!!

Friday, March 19, 2004

mi explorer spoil.. den qinyi so smart.. haha.. ask mi go mi doc n open.. hai.. so tired.. shall tok bout wad happened yst more vividli.. mmm.. mornin go buy oil 2 fry chicken nuggets.. i c mi maid fry lil bit den so sleepi so went 2 slp.. slept 2 much liao.. supposed 2 reach her house b4 1 den i woke up at 12.45... quikli pack all e stuff.. den go mrt wif e big ppr bag.. saw joy at kovan wif anth gur.. forget her name liao.. i tink wei ling if im not wrong.. den mi bus came when i saw em.. so juz 'hello i goin mi fren house' den went up e bus liao.. went qinyi house.. help her think of animals for e game..plae wib her mousse.. den mi hair bcum not nice..0.o! so hard n dry n rough/.. den did qinyi's hair 2.. tried 2 spike it n do a lot of stuff.. den her tiny drawer so many things wan.. den got a lot of e kiap kiap thing.. den we plae wifit lar.. n her earstuds all so nice wan.. den eat her chi new yr food.. i eat so much leh.. haha.. den we wash e corn n sweet potato.. den eat e ice cream.. soooo small wan.. so cute de.. i wan buy oso.. den minhui came 2 chop corn..den we went take 53 2 pasir ris mrt.. saw enyi dere. shuping n yihui came.. call jay n jian wen cum bak.. jouie came.. cheryl came.. hao jie came.. took bus 2 pasir ris park... put down e stuff.. pastor n conz n minhui n karen n dorothy came.. put down summore stuff.. den plae double wacko. rain.. bring e stuff 2 e shelter.. plae animal concentration.. qinyi:giraffe.. mi:chicken.. esther:duck.. enyi:dog.. shuping:fish.. karen:cat.. jouie:cow.. bingcong:crow.. haojie:elephant.. jianwen:buffalo.. conz:pig.. dorothy:snake.. den so farnie wan.. went bak.. den dis stupid guy at e bbq pit nxt 2 us whole dae kip takin off his shirt n showin his milki white body n underwear.. aft tt i realised is not underwear.. is boxers.. hu cares lar.. so damn skinny summore.. qinyi was lik 'nth 2 show still wan tke off his shirt!' haha..den a lot of ppl came lar.. den we went 2 buy crunch ice cream.. so nice.. den went rent bike. den went cyclin wif karen n her roller blades.. she beli li hai leh.. den move until so qing song wan.. den so skinny wan.. she vegetarian leh.. if i vegetarian can slim down den i oso wan b vegetarian.. haha.. den cum bak.. eat eat eat.. play monkey den qinyi fell.. wah.. she fall until so nice leh.. like dancin or wad.. plppoed on e floor in e half split sort of thing.. haha.. but she sae beli pain.. think cos she not used 2 mi slippers lah.. wah.. i go da bian first... stomachache..k.. da bian finis liao.. den she slipped lar.. den e bbq pit on fire.. haha.. den throw evrything on e florr ok liao.. den i went bak 2 plae.. plae until hand so blak./ o ya.. b4 tt dey playin kickin e ball thing lar.. den i so paiseh.. use so mach strength den kick... MISS E BALL.. haiyo.. den e ball kip hittin mi.. so i juz went 2 eat.. aft tt pastor came.. fetch us home.. den mi n andy tok tok tok.. abt e skool song.. den he say lst time he sec 3 or 4 like tt , cedar v hot among e boy skools.. haha.. **WeEet wEeT** lol.. dey sae wad.. show dem e foto..cos like.. dey hav frens frm cedar wan.. den sell e number.. $10 leh!! wahwah.. like sell ppl like tt.. make us seem so cheap.. $10 oni??? money nv cum 2 us summore.. haha.. jk lar... aft tt we go home.. den so tired.. juz now go skool.. so sleepi.. den e tcher ask us look 4 inspiration agn.. went sports hall den lie on e mat dere.. den play wib e bouncy bouncy big big ball.. quite ok la.. bt e mat so stinko.. like urine.. haha.. den went bak.. den went mac.. eat brunch.. go playgrnd.. go home..

Thursday, March 18, 2004

bak frm e bbq.. so tired.. but enjoyed miself lar.. mi mood wasn beli good in e mornin.. all e ppl lst minute pang seh mi.. as in ALL lor.. tt yoooolika ah.. no mood 2 cum.. so angry leh.. evrytime like tt one.. last minute evry1 sae cannot.. nvm.. im happi w/out em.. i mean it.. cos i was happi.. in e endard 8 newcomers i think./ neber mind lar.. juz now slept so long den forgot hadta go qinyi's house.. luckili woke up in time.. den at her house i play wif e mousse.. mi hair looked so weird.. den tried 2 make qinyi's hair into porcupine.. but cudn.. wait at e mrt stn quite long lar.. den took bus dere.. play games// ride bicycle.. i startin 2 like cyclin.. nxt time i wanna learn rollr blading.. den we play monkey.. quite fun lar.. den pastor send us home.. tired liaoz.. go slp lerr.. tata squattie..